AACME CITY GONE IN INWORLDZ

*PING* PING testing testing... finally got this outdated media system to work but not sure how long I can transmit so will quickly say AAcme City, InWorldz is gone! both North and South parts of the city came tumbling down in a rain of DQ daggers and meterorites about the time of Mardi Gras.  Most residents were able to evacate in time, some not.  As of this writing Sunbeam Magic and Duderz Lebowski are MIA (missing in action) along with the city founder AAcme Fall and his mate Evvie Silverweb.  Supporters and followers state that AAcme City will surely rize again, but  where in the metraverse is unknown.

PENDING DISASTER

Just as things were starting to get back to normal for many residents, more returning daily plus a few new residents who have migrated to our bustling city, this poster began appearing on the street lamps and store fronts and alley ways in AAcme City:


***Warning*** This is NOT a test - Repeat – this is NOT a test ***Warning*** Evacuate!  Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!


To all residents of AAcme City North on the sim of Elandia  in the far northern reaches of Mainland II in the virtual world of InWorldz.  It is with a heavy heart I notify you today of pending disaster for the northern half of our great city. Reports have been confirmed – after the world’s near miss with disaster this past week, a second giant asteroid has been discovered hurtling straight for us. At nearly twice the size of ‘433 Eros’ and with its current rate of trajectory it is projected to reach our atmosphere on February 22, 2012 with devastating result to AAcme City North. All inhabitants of AAcme City North are urged to begin evacuation immediately. Residents and shopkeepers responding quickly may move their belongings to the South side of the City. Evacuation must be complete no later than midnight on Sunday, February 19, 2012 to avoid total destruction of anything that remains. Please evacuate in a sensible and orderly fashion. Above all – save yourselves but DO NOT PANIC. Contact Sunbeam Magic or ML Smith with questions or for help with evacuation/relocation. I repeat - Do not panic!


***Warning*** This is NOT a test - Repeat – this is NOT a test ***Warning*** Evacuate!  Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!   Evacuate!

What will happen next to the these poor folks and furries and mermaids and tinies who call AAcme City home.  Haven't they gone through enough with the petroleum wars, the Robot army, AAcme Falls evil ways, the Red Poison cloud and now a Meteor storm which will destroy the Northside???   We shall miss The Northside with it's warm inviting Waffle Hut, Bowling Alley, Little Japan, the Moonlight Club, 7/11, The Soup Kitchen and homeless area not to mention all the small retail shops and our barber shop and oh yeah the only gas station around for miles!  Can they survive another disaster? Will they survive another disaster?  Stay tuned.

CLOUDY DAZE OVER AND OUT

The Mad-scientist group worked long hours during the hot sweltering summer months and today announced at an Inworldz press conference that all poisonous remnants lingering from the red cloud that was covering our beloved AAcme City have dissipated. It is now safe to return to AAcme City with out wearing a gas mask. The scientists could not however explain the 'red cloud' or its origin and had no answers to what side effects may linger to those citizens caught in the mist.  One citizen did report all his muscles were extremely stiff and he was experiencing lapses of memory and black out periods from time to time.  When returning to your home or shop it was suggested citizens thoroughly clean their inventory using the 'delete' system. The scientists also warned of a rat problem developing, as they had to use rats to test the 'safe' mode of the city as they worked on the removal of the poison gases in the air.  If you find a dead rat, dial 922 immediately and have a Krinzang robot perform the pick up and disposal of dead rat.  Do Not touch any dead rats yourself! Also, if an infected rat bites you dial 922 (if you have time and administer the antidote within 2 minutes) if you care to survive. Stop by the Welcome Center at AAcme City South to pick up a first aid kit that includes the antidote for those having troubles with extreme side effects wreaking havoc on their bodies and mind or if you get bitten. It was also suggested that smoking of 'Wacky Tobacky' will make citizens feel much better.  The scientists ended the conference saying they would continue to test air quality and watch the rats for any changes in their behavior.  For more information contact your City Council members or Mayor Moon.   It was also announced a city wide party to welcome every one back is being planned.  Check newspapers for date and time and location.