The Mad-scientist group worked long hours during the hot sweltering summer months and today announced at an Inworldz press conference that all poisonous remnants lingering from the red cloud that was covering our beloved AAcme City have dissipated. It is now safe to return to AAcme City with out wearing a gas mask. The scientists could not however explain the 'red cloud' or its origin and had no answers to what side effects may linger to those citizens caught in the mist. One citizen did report all his muscles were extremely stiff and he was experiencing lapses of memory and black out periods from time to time. When returning to your home or shop it was suggested citizens thoroughly clean their inventory using the 'delete' system. The scientists also warned of a rat problem developing, as they had to use rats to test the 'safe' mode of the city as they worked on the removal of the poison gases in the air. If you find a dead rat, dial 922 immediately and have a Krinzang robot perform the pick up and disposal of dead rat. Do Not touch any dead rats yourself! Also, if an infected rat bites you dial 922 (if you have time and administer the antidote within 2 minutes) if you care to survive. Stop by the Welcome Center at AAcme City South to pick up a first aid kit that includes the antidote for those having troubles with extreme side effects wreaking havoc on their bodies and mind or if you get bitten. It was also suggested that smoking of 'Wacky Tobacky' will make citizens feel much better. The scientists ended the conference saying they would continue to test air quality and watch the rats for any changes in their behavior. For more information contact your City Council members or Mayor Moon. It was also announced a city wide party to welcome every one back is being planned. Check newspapers for date and time and location.
